There is an art to eating Cheetos that some of you might not know. The first important thing to know, is proper hand placement. This is helpful in keeping your digits out of harms way.
The next thing to know is the proper mouth stuffing technique. The Cheeto should be slowly inserted, so the proper flavor populates the mouth.
When this technique is employed properly, you don't overcrowd the mouth. A smaller bite is sometimes the right approach.
A light rest is suggested between crunches.
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If you follow these steps, you too can become a true Cheeto aficionado.