Monday, September 28, 2009

Witchy Weekender

I just received my invitation to the "What Makes A Witch Wicked Conference 2009' being held at the Double Bubble Toil and Trouble Bed and Breakfast in Salem.  I'm so to pull out my luggage and get my packing done.  These just won't do...a wave of my wand will fix these plain and dull bags.

Let me see - Eye of bat, sweat of a crowd.  Transform this luggage and make me proud. 


Much better....

Spiders are a Hag's best friend.

I couldn't resist a little self-portrait.....That should knock old Cordella the Crone off her throne....She really thinks she is so hot, just because she won last years Cackle Karoke Contest.  Wasn't it just amazing how her cackle was not in sync with her lip movement.....I'm just saying.

I'll need my formal robes for the Freaks Are Divine Fashion Show and my pillow as I really detest sleeping on a hotel pillow...they just don't have enough bugs and worms and I can't get my ugly rest.  I also need my facial cream, specially formulated with blackhead blobs and sunblock with an SPF of minus 1000.  A gal can never be to safe when it comes to the sun and this should keep my complexion tough and leathery (just the way my boyfriend, Evil Edwardo, likes it).  A little secret that I'll share with you here, I call him E to the Second Power, if you know what I mean. 

I'll need my spellbook and skull for the Bag of Bones Potion Trials and my leggings for the Knobby Knees Are You Beauty Contest

I hope I've packed everything....I don't want to be low witch on the totem pole this year. 

Double checking my list to make sure that I have everything.  E to the Second Power told me to be my ugly, rude and obnoxious self and everyone will hate me, just like he does...he is so putrid, isn't he and it's good advice that I will try to follow.  I think I'm ready to load up the broom and wait till Midnight to head out for a horrible week of agony and despair...I can't wait!!

I'm linking to Shocking Susan at Between Naps on the Porch for her Met Monday party.  Go over and check out all the ghastly things that other creatures have conjured up.   Have a nasty and disgusting time, won't you. 

All the best,

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Lou Cinda said...

Oh my Gosh!!! Love the luggage!! LOVE IT!!

Lou Cinda

Shelia said...

Hi Anita! Oh, how cute! Who would ever think of something like this? You would! You're very creative!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Jenglamgirl said...

OMGOSH OMGOSH.... SO STINKEN ROTTEN CUTE! the cutest thing I have seen all day! I have to add that I could totally see the wicked witch feet from Wizard of oz (wicked witch of the east west ???) hanging out of one of the trunks! HOW CREATIVE, I am going to go back and look again!

southerninspiration said...

Oh that is SO, SO genuinely creative and original! YOu are a hoot! Love it.


Lynn @ Painting Thyme Needfuls said...

Just love it MY Pretty!

Kammy said...

OOOOOOO MAN !!!!! Those are some super cute cases !!! I keep looking for some to paint too- you lucky girl !!! Lovin the display !

nannykim at spindle cottage said...

ohhh, I think that you will shock Susan....who would have thought ;-)

The Persimmon Perch said...

Wow! You are very creative and talented.

Tracy's Trinkets and Treasures said...

Well your painted cases are so good and make mine pale in comparison. You are talented.